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Nero Was The Worst Best Olympian Ever
Oh, you think you're into the Olympics? You're flipping back and forth between USA and E! for 14 uninterrupted hours a day? You're locked in on Gold Zone quadbox? Don't make me laugh. You have the Olympic enthusiasm of a child compared to …