Questions? +1 (202) 335-3939 Login
Trusted News Since 1995
A service for political professionals · Thursday, May 16, 2024 · 712,184,530 Articles · 3+ Million Readers

Donald Trump to Bring Stress Relief to Philadelphia

Feel better already!

Merchants are well stocked to sell the Donald Trump Stress Reliever as Souvenirs

Remember: Keep calm, and Block Trump!
— Jonathan Livingston Weasel
PHILADELPHIA, PA, USA, July 22, 2016 /EINPresswire.com/ -- All visitors to the Democratic National Convention will have the opportunity to experience this year's convention stress free with the Donald Trump Stress Reliever, which goes on sale today in somes souvenir shops in Philadelphia.

Creator of the Donald Trump Stress Reliever, J.W. Weasel, believes that this product could bring unity to both parties. "This campaign is just starting to turn sour, and there's a lot of ugliness ahead of us", Weasel laments, "so why not be prepared with a Donald Trump Stress Reliever to take it on the chin when ever the news gets cringy?"

This is a political gag gift and is perfect for anyone who agonized over the presidential elections this coming November. It has 5 different faces of Donald Trump pictured at various degrees of irritability, and the inventor is convinced that working out with this cube will lower your blood pressure. "Did it for me", he claims, and shows his bulging Popeye arms as proof.

There will also be independent sellers of the product dressed as Uncle Sam walking the crowds. "It's a unique gift, so it wasn't difficult to find wholesalers" to augment sales on Ebay, Etsy and Amazon. The best part of the DT Stress Reliever is that it comes with a lovely mahogany stand and a joke booklet of exercises. "Imagine Jimmy Fallon meets the Pet Rock" Weasel exclaims, "and its good for you".

This product is also available at:

www.presidentialstresscubes.com



Tracy Dove
Weasel & Backpedal, LLC
443 695 1013
email us here

Powered by EIN Presswire


EIN Presswire does not exercise editorial control over third-party content provided, uploaded, published, or distributed by users of EIN Presswire. We are a distributor, not a publisher, of 3rd party content. Such content may contain the views, opinions, statements, offers, and other material of the respective users, suppliers, participants, or authors.

Submit your press release